It seems actor Jimmy Smits, best known as Senator Bail Organa, adoptive father of Princess Leia Organa, who is herself the daughter of Queen Padmé Amidala of Naboo and Anakin Skywalker, has come frighteningly close to shanking a bound and gagged man on the set of Dexter.

Which is preposterous.  Everyone knows the Senator died when Darth Vader used the original Death Star to destroy Alderaan in an attempt to shock Princess Leia into revealing the location of the Rebel Alliance base of operations.

That’s no moon…